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Special One Time Only Event!

The Messrs. Couche and Vindopolis are pleased to present:

The Spectacular Cirque du Extraordinaire!

Now featuring even bigger better, acts, including:

Real live animals, straight from Africa!*
A Fire Breather!**
Yazim the Knife Thrower!***
Bindi the Jungle Girl!****
Rodney, the Human Cannonball!*****
Contortionists!
and...

KAZABAN THE MAGNIFICENT!!!******


*Now tamed and contained in cages!
**No longer breathing fire into peoples faces!
***With new, improved, USA certified dull knives, and an actual target to throw at!
****Who does indeed get four hours of schooling a day, and has her very own room on tour!
*****A brand new net has been provided, and we have added a mathematician to actually plan where he will land.
******No longer performing the rabies bit.